Me: Joins tumblr for fun
Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
"Who is the most likely to be a rapper?" - x
"Oh, and I met Michelle Obama."
Jamie Dornan signing autographs to his fans at TV BAFTA awards (05.18.2014)