do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.

"Now let me dispel a few rumours so they don’t fester into facts. Yes, I too attended at ‘Hell-ton’ and survived. And no, at that time I was not the mental giant you see before you. I was the intellectual equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would kick copies of Byron in my face."

queencate:

"Ron Howard would never ask you to do anything he wasn’t prepared to do himself," Blanchett said about making his 2001 film "The Missing." "There was a scene where my character had to have a tarantula crawl on her. I said, ‘I’ll do anything for you Ron but I have a deep-seated fear of spiders and where I come from, every spider can kill you in about two-and-a-half seconds. He got down on the floor and put the tarantula on him, and said her name was Tara, and it crawled on him and he sat there and the tarantula was on his crotch. So you had to think, ‘okay, I will do it.’ If you ever encounter a tarantula, they get scared and freeze. She got so frightened, she didn’t move enough and they fucking well cut the scene."

queencate:

"Ron Howard would never ask you to do anything he wasn’t prepared to do himself," Blanchett said about making his 2001 film "The Missing." "There was a scene where my character had to have a tarantula crawl on her. I said, ‘I’ll do anything for you Ron but I have a deep-seated fear of spiders and where I come from, every spider can kill you in about two-and-a-half seconds. He got down on the floor and put the tarantula on him, and said her name was Tara, and it crawled on him and he sat there and the tarantula was on his crotch. So you had to think, ‘okay, I will do it.’ If you ever encounter a tarantula, they get scared and freeze. She got so frightened, she didn’t move enough and they fucking well cut the scene."

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

#i don’t even watch the vampire diaries

  • me while playing a game: SHIT! FUCKIN SHIT AHHHGHH GOD DAMN IT THIS IS SO STUPID THIS SUCKS ARGHHH LLFUCKING HELL FUCK THIS GAME I HATE IT FFF FUCKIN SHIT GAME
  • me when i finish the game: omg that was so good i loved it so much. this is my new favourite game ever.