opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

winterfellis:

you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital 

bepeu:

me: *looks at my bank account*
me: ‘there are no facts, only interpretations’ - nietzsche

burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

nine days of brooklyn nine-nine day 3: favorite male character: Terry Jeffords
"He’s so strong but so gentle. He’s like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres."